facial, anyone?

Soooooooo.



You know how I always mention how gross being a facialist is?



Cuz you have to like, clean peoples' oily acne-filled faces and squueeeze out their back/whiteheads for them.




Absolutely gross la. Even I don't dare to squeeze out my own pimples.



Anyway, I was at my mum's spa boutique the other day doing my facial, and I asked the facialist a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time:





"Hmmm.. Hey Li Min (her name, duh), you don't think that doing facial for people quite disgusting meh? No matter how ugly or dirty their face is, you still have to rub your hands all over them and clean it for them."




Which is OBVIOUSLY not a good question to ask. LOL.

You don't just go up to a janitor and say, "Your job sucks man! You clean peoples' shit everyday"





Buttttt I really wanted to know why she said that being a facialist was her interest.



And you know what's her reply?!?!






...





"No ar, I enjoy squeezing out their blackheads and pimples. The more pimples, The more I like."






WAHAHAHAAH!
GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Bian tai!
Super funny!!!



Which actually makes me wonder, when she was young and it was Career Day in school, what did she tell her teachers & classmates?





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Teacher: Derek, what do you want to be when you grow up?



Derek: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor, because I think that it would be wonderful to do my part to save people.




Teacher: Very good Derek.. It is a very noble job indeed. Who wants to be the next one telling us about their ambition? Li Min, how about you?



*Li Min gets up from her seat and walks to the front of the class*





Li Min: *ahem* ... When I grow up, I want to become a FACIALIST. =) Because I think it is very FUN to be squeezing big, fat pus-fillef pimples for people!!!! *gazes dreamily at the bright red pimple on her teacher's face*





Teacher: o____o .. Oh.. Okay. Very good my dear girl.. *clears throat uncomfortably* You may sit down now.






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HAHAHHAHAHAA!

Ok I'm just entertaining myself la, super bored being cooped up at home today.






Nothing much else to say -



Not interested to talk about dog - I mean "god" anymore, because If I do, the rantings & insults will continue forever. Which is starting to become boring already. Can't believe I just said it was entertaining in my previous post.. I have such short attention span.







Anyways, some random picturesss taken yesterday:








I'm taking a picture with him and the most he can do is half-open onee eye?!
(actually my hair is covering the other eye so i don't really know if he was opening it or not. =x I DOUBT SO THOUGH!)









i don't usually look so innocent. ugh










there's something about this picture that makes me very intrigued.











i am SOOO totally digging my hair right now!! ;D











very random indeed.













don't know why i look so sad in this picture :{


It amuses me how i always seem SMALL SIZED in pictures, when I'm actually very big sized in real. I'm like 1.7m already!! Wooooo. I bet I'm taller than 3/4 of you reading this HAHAHAHAH midgets!




no la, I'm not so mean. jk. Not good for an SG girl to be so tall anyway, since singaporean men were not blessed with the length (both private and overall, if you get what I mean. =P)







SOSOSO,


goodbyeeeeee now.