Recently, I've been seeing alot of really weird things!
And as your faithful blogger, I captured a few to share. (I know you love me)
I saw this in Esther's haloscan.
There's nothing wrong with their messages, but it's the tagger's name that I find amusing.
I might be able to relate to "xiaoting", or "xiaohao" or even "xiaolaoshu"...
Damn, I should use the nick "xiaobuddha"
Sounds so much more gangsta', yo.
Oh yea, which reminds me..
You know Christians & Catholics love to put all that
"The name's Dawn. I'm a child of God" < (example)
in their profiles?
I saw this at my darling Joa's Friendster profile too...
Except a little different.
Soooooooooo fucking funny plz.
I remember that bitch of mine once complained to me, "Aiya those Christians like to say until they very holy, say what they are god's child... So I just tell them I am BUDDHA'S CHILD lor!"
Lololol. I miss my Joannnnnnnnne. I haven't seen her in ages =(
One thing bad about the holidays is I don't get to see my girlfriends often...
On a brighter note though, I did meet two of them this afternoon!!
Me, Jasmine & Eunice went to sing KBOX.
So I was just randomly scrolling through the playlist, scroll scroll scroll... Until I saw this:
A song title called "Can I Touch You There"?
Almost immediately I start picturing Timothy Olyphant sitting beside me in the room, gazing dreamily into my eyes while singing,
"Ohhhh, Jessie.. oh, tell me baby.....Can I Touch You There"?
*cheeks turn really hot & red*
Baby, You want to touch me where?
You mean *there*, huh?
Naughty lil thang, you.. Heehehehe.
You can't really see it in the picture..
You want a closer look at my *there*?
Don't be too excited...
You really want to see??
Hmmmm, but I'm kinda shy to show everyone though... =o
Afterall, it is a rather private part of mine.
Nevermind, I'm a daring blogger, so I shall live up to my name.
I bet you really don't believe that I'm gonna show you guys "my there" right?
I'm gonna prove all of you wrong.
Spammers, just don't be too harsh on your comments, ok?
Private parts are sensitive material.
Here it goes~..
My blog readers will never have the same opinion of me again.
Sure, of course you can touch "my there" sweetie,
You can smell it too if you want!!
Scroll up to look at the picture that is above the pic of "my there" to observe it again, and perhaps you'll see it from a different angle..
....What else were you expecting to see, kinky little thing? ;)