Some VERY SEXY pictures of me.

Credits to PhotoFunia




YEAH!!!

Behold.. the cutest pirate you'll ever see.





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My face is a beautiful piece of art that everyone admires.




HAHAHAHAHA. Indeedy.




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Will you take Miss Jessica Cock-Eyed as your bride?


"I DO!!"




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Something James doesn't know about. I miss you too, secret admirer!!!!



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WHAT CHU LOOKIN AT HUH?!?




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I make funny faces, and people draw them.





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Oh yea you can tell by my expression how much I enjoy lying on Angelina Jolie's boobs.



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They just can't help themselves, can they?




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Look out for me on the streets ~





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WHAT?!?! I don't want some female groupies! I want hot guys like Zac Efron fawning over me.




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Vogue is proud to have me grace their cover. *flashes supermodel smile*




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Hail me, bitches.




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Shhh, don't tell everyone that my hugeass photo is plastered in the middle of New York City.


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HAHAHAHAHA Grandpa is mimicking my sexy expression.




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That's all...

For now!



xoxo, Jess