sweets.sg & hi school musical

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Yesterday was pretty fun, but I got kinda annoyed at times.

I'm not really a go-out-in-a-group person, because everyone is so damn picky and it's really annoying when you gotta think hard where to go or what to do because he / she doesn't want something someone else wants. Can't people be more flexible and more easy-going?





I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS!



I like CHOP CHOP, go here go there. Don't talk so much.




There is nothing that kills the mood more when someone gets all whiny or keeps stalling time. Jasmine and Melissa, if you're reading this, I'm not referring to you guys specifically, just ranting in general. =P





People need to know how to make up their minds!!!!!

It's FUCKING ANNOYING when I'm in a group, and I ask them what they wanna do and they're all just like "I don't know, anything lor"!

Then when I give suggestions, they're like "Don't want la..."




GRRRRRRRRR.



But nevermind.




STILL LOVE YOU GIRLS! You're bitches, but I love you ANYWAY ;)









Can't wait for my fringe to get longer so I can style it to the side!

Bangs are cute, but they get old really quick. And the damned thing keeps parting in the center. Refer to picture above. LOL











EEEEE! My loves.

I wanted to use photobucket but I think my bandwidth's still exceeded right? Alot of people are complaining they can't see my pics, so I used blogger to upload instead and they're so SMALL!


CLICK ON IMAGES to see full size version :D














Mighty 6. See the empty space on the left? That's for Rachael, our missing mighty.



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We went to watch Holy Innocents' High School Musical - I want to be a star.



(my school duh)



Honestly speaking, I had very low expectations for the outcome and I didn't want to go in the first place, but since my girls had an extra ticket, I went.




I'm very glad to say I enjoyed the musical very much!!!

Some parts were HILARIOUS.







Very cute la!!!!!!! Never knew my school had such adorable talents :)




Absolutely genius. I laughed sooo hard. It's hard to describe what happened since you gotta see it for yourself to know.



Whatever it is, great job guys! The acting was good, the only thing to improve is probably the singing.


I love the lyrics and music.





Very easy to relate to and extremely catchy.







By the way, remember how I said I wanted to dress down? Ended up wearing a tee and shorts. Cuz I thought they were all wearing casual, and they always complain that I look damn formal.


Little did I know my girls were all wearing black dresses and shit -___-








Like anyway, I have THE BEST slogan tee ever:





HAHAHAHA. I adore this tee to bits.



Whenever I walk pass a couple, I'd see the girl giving me evil looks. LOLOL. It's even more fun when I wink at the guy and the girl goes bonkers!






I got kinda annoyed cuz everyone was staring at my chest yesterday. Then I remembered what shirt I was wearing.






Anyway, I have a meeting with a client later at 5pm at Suntec.. It's like 3 now and I feel like going to sleep, sigh. =(

I have to wear contacts, tidy my hair, put on make up and false lashes and wear nicely and travel allll the way to Suntec to meet the person probably for like 15 mins only then come back home.




LAZY + TROUBLESOME!!!



Annoying! Should I go, or should I not?





That is the question.







xoxo,

Jessica

relationship problems

I officially proclaim June to be the month of Relationship Problems.



...So many people I know have either broken up, or are going to break up. It's pretty tragic, I tell ya.


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From my best friends to me and my boyfriend to my family members.




...Sigh, just what is it about love that makes us cry for joy and cry for laughter?



Last night I stayed up all night crying my heart out to my mother. I tell you, I was practically going crazy.



I kept running around the house because I didn't know what the fuck to do and I couldn't stay still.



I WANTED TO EXPLODE!





And then I gave up because I knew nothing would work. Went into my mother's room at like 1am, wailed and wailed all the way till 3am.


I really need to thank my mother for keeping me sane last night.





Honestly, I felt like doing something drastic like committing suicide so I wouldn't have to face the situation anymore. But after talking so much to my mum, I was pretty much damn exhausted and fell asleep.



I kept waking up and stare into space for 40 mins and fall back asleep though.






James came over to my place just now...

It's so hard to pretend that you don't love him and try not to grab him and hug him to death, you know?






I think I can truly ditch the hope of us getting back together.

Come on Jess, get it in your head!!!


He has made it very clear. I know deep down inside getting back together now isn't the way things should be either.


True, I was the one who initiated the break up, but I'm also the one who is more soft-hearted, younger, and overall weaker.






Ok I have decided to set a limit for my emotional posts. I don't wanna bawl my eyes out all over again.





So, bottomline is,


If you love someone... then set them free.





Right now he wants to be free, so I'm letting him fly.

Whether or not he would return back to my side.... only time holds the answer.






There are many many questions in my head and many many things I'm still upset about, but I need to put them all away.



Right now, all these should not matter anymore.



If I keep looking back on those sweet memories that make me cry, I can never move on with my life.





I must keep myself busy, busy, busy.

I must not remember how gentle his touch was.

I must not remember how I loved sneaking him into my house in the middle of the night.

I must not remember how good it feels to lie on his strong chest and listen to his steady heartbeat and breathing.

I must not remember how it feels like to be loved by him.





I MUST NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT WE WERE!

It is sooooo fucking hard that I feel like I'm having a nervous breakdown right now, but I still must try.






You know what he actually told me just now? He told me he WANTS me to have a NEW boyfriend. To "see the real word"





....Interesting. Well, rebound relationship sounds like a good idea at the moment (although it is not such a good idea in the first place, I know I know)




But it's the fastest way for me to forget him, I suppose.





I hope I can take this chance to actually study?


..Wait, am I really saying this?




DO I WANT TO STUDY?!?
No duh.



DO I WANT TO LEAVE JAMES?!
Obviously not.







All I really wanna do right now is go to somewhere far, far away... Where all my troubles and worries can be left behind in Singapore.



Eh, I want to move to America and live with Rachael.





I need a getaway.


But I'm not gonna be able to get away.





O levels are in like 4 months.





You're screwed, Jessica.




You got yourself into this mess, and it's time you got yourself out of this seemingly endless dark pit.




Laugh, and the world laughs with you...


Cry and you cry alone.








YOU KNOW WHAT'S MY FIRST STEP?


Actually paying attention in class. From there, I'll TRY to buck up on my studies.






But alot of things are easier said than done.




You know what's my BIGGEST consolation right now?


I went to the doc just now and I got myself some VALIUM.




Good lord, considering all my sleepless crying nights and all the bad dreams and fits, a good night worth of sleep sounds like the exact getaway I need.





Now that James is gone, I've got to find a replacement for my Happy Pill.




It's crazy how I'm trying to convince myself. But this seems to be the only way to make things make sense.







Don't look back, keep going forward on your path, Jess. The only thing that's left there anymore is the footprints he left behind...





I'll be just fine.

I know I will.



..I must.

great cleo swimsuit shoot

FEAST YOUR EYES ON EYE CANDY FOR THIS POST!





Ah poh woke me up earlyyyyy in the morning (ok not that early, 11plus) to ask if I was going to the CLEO's Great Swimsuit Shoot with her.


The girl was so excited about it, how can I refuse? ALMOST reluctantly, I agreed. Lazed around even though I was running late.


Reporting time: 1: 30pm

Time I left the house: 1pm





.... So yeah. Had to cab all the way down to Sentosa!!!! 20++


I hate taking cabs despite the comfort, they are such a RIP-OFF.



Ok anyways we thought we were gonna be really late cuz we ended up reaching at 2+ but girls were still registering and chilling out!




We walked a blooooody long way to Siloso Beach... They were situated at the other end -____-




Upon arrival, we saw alot of stuff going on - fake tattoo air brush spraying, tug-of-war, blahblahblah...






However, me and Jasmine are definitely NOT beach / outdoor girls. In fact, I think it's mad people enjoy outdoor sports in Singapore.




DO YOU ENJOY MELTING?!?!






We retreated to the nearest cafe - where we attracted a lot of stares. We weren't even in bikinis then!


I hate being stared at. I mean, I know it's ironic because if I don't like people looking at me, why should I dress up in the first place?


The thing is, it's okay when people look and smile or something, but it's damn annoying when they give you those cold stares or when they screen you from top to toe.



Recently I've given random strangers the middle finger alot. I MUST LEARN TO IGNORE!




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So it was at that random cafe that me and Jas met the Butt Cheeks crew.


Hahaha, although the guys were really cheesy at first, it was all in the name of fun! I LOVE CHEESINESS.

They made the day a whole lot more awesome. I love random fun people. LOL








I thought the girls were the bitchy type at first, but they turned out to be real darlings.

I made alot of new friends that day! Happy happy. This is really rare for me, since I'm usually pretty unsociable and emo. The world hates me =(



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I HATE THE SCORCHING HOT WEATHER IN SINGAPORE!

Me and my accomplice aka lover aka bitch aka ah poh, JASMINE! Check out the melting expression, people. Need I say more?


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Even though I hate all that, I am always game for something new.


Like I said before, it's always really fun to be part of something crazy, and who's to tell me that 420 bikini girls on the beach under the sweltering weather taking a photoshoot to break national records is NOT fun and crazy?!
















Jess: AH POH!!!! I am very grumpy. I am melting!!!

Jasmine: ....Then what to do? -_- Don't so grumpy leh, act as though you are enjoying!














I think we make good actors.















My hair was covering my boobs all day. Kinda defeats the purpose of wearing a bikini =P

I'm shy shyyy w0rxzxz.ssd
















Jess: Grrrr! HOT!!!!


Jasmine: ACT HAPPY, remember?!?















My little poh poh looking unusually sad =(











After some time we had to put away the camera cuz the CLEO team were busy trying to make us do lame stuff like Kallang Wave etc etc. LOL.









We were forming the letter "O" of C.L.E.O!


To the left, I see boobs...

To the right, I see more boobs...







And I saw a LOT of photographers!!! Chikopeh alert!

Bumped into familiar faces there.










Reached home and I received this photo. HAHAHAHA.














VINZZZZZ.

My favourite cute botak photographer. Hehehehe.















My sexy BUTTCHEEKS bitches,

Nicole, Angelline and Charmaine ("v")

















Super long queue for the goodie bag! Anyway, there were alot of random stuff inside the goodie bag la.


Cornflakes, granola bars, nail polish, hair cream, vouchers, sanitary pads?! LOL. Girl's essentials?!?











And of course,

what's an event without taking lots and lots of photos?












Me and darling!
















I don't even know those 2 girls on the left. LOL.



I remember posing for TONS of photos but alot of them were random photographers. Only managed to get a few from googling the event.


I bet most of them are masturbating to the photos at home.












Again, I don't know the girl on the left.















Found this on NewUrbanMale's website. Candid shot. HAHAHA!!! Stupid face.

EH, Jessica, why are you looking soooo glum to stand inbetween two cute guys?!












..There. Much better.



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After the CLEO shoot and mingling around ended, me & crew drove to

Cafe Del Mar to have drinks..







Bikini babes going crazy at the back of the car. I swear, the boys in front almost came in their pants, HAHAHA.





I like the whole concept of beds on the beach and bar beside the pool @ Cafe Del Mar, but seriously, the whole place is so poorly-maintaned it's not even impressive.




The bedsheets seemed as though they were only washed once a month!!! GROSS.






Do you know their water costs like,
SEVEN fucking dollars?!?!




Madness right!!!! I think like that their Coke is $14 lor.





I was like, "Must be some holy diamond water from the gods that lets you regain your beauty & youth, etc etc"









But I still enjoyed having drinks and lying down on a freaking bed on the beach while staring at the clouds in the sky.... Wonderful feeling no doubt.




HORRIBLE MUSIC THOUGH.




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Sweethearts who were there with us~





My angmoh-looking-asian heart throb.





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Yummilicious man whore. LOL!


UTT! He's a real darling ;)


I think I nearly died of a heart attack when he put his hand on my waist, hehehe.



By his flirty gestures, I would ALMOST have imagined he thought I was pretty cute.... except for the fact I was told he's "not into girls" (rumour has it)







BAH. All hot / good men are either taken or gay! =(








Nevermind, doesn't change the fact he's still totally a M.I.L.F and I love him to bits. LOL












Estelleee darling!














Niraaa baby!


See what I told you about girls with long hair covering their boobs?

















Ahoy maties!

I know it's an unflattering angle, but I don't really care.











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I forgot what we did that made time pass so fast.




But before we knew it, night fell and it was time to go home!



Really enjoyed my day, I WANNA GO BACK TO SENTOSA AGAIN!













Seemingly normal.















...But actually hair-pulling bitches! LOL.









Gonna have my dinner now.

See you lovers soon!!!!





xoxo,
Jessica

crazy times @ sentosa

I think people thought I was mad.. Going to sentosa with that make up, hair and a freaking turtleneck!


But I also I think I'm in loveeeee with Sentosa!


In the past, I NEVER visited the place cuz I thought there was really nothing to do there... But recently, every single time I go there is just tons and tons of fun!



As far as I can remember, the last last last time I went to sentosa was to have a couple photoshoot with James. Unforgettable~

And the last last time I went to sentosa, was for the bachelor's party at beaufort villa. Funnnnnn!


And the LAST time I went to sentosa (yesterday), was for the


...Great Cleo Swimsuit Shoot!








First time I saw soooo many girls clad in bikini... Woot! Eye candy!!


MANY CHIKOPEH PHOTOGRAPHERS AROUND! And I saw that annoying pest camera man roger.


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Ok la, after seeing so many girls in bikini, I honestly don't think my figure is that bad lor.


Seriously, even the skinniest girls have cellulite and stretch marks and have wobbly asses and thighs!











So that cheered me up alot. HAHAHAHA.


It was really quite an interesting experience, having a "photoshoot" with exactly 419 other bikini girls who were all lying on Siloso Beach.



We set a national record!!!!!

For the largest swimsuit shoot.



Look out for the swimsuit shoot in CLEO's August issue ok~~~


Me and Jasmine and a whole lot of bikini girls would be in there, HAHAHA~







BUTT CHEEKS crew made the day a whole lot more fun!!





All thanks to Aagir (omg I hope I spelt it right), Ian, Nicole, Jasmine, Charmaine, Angelline, and ganggg!


And since I love them so much, do visit Butt Cheeks at The Cathay Building (beside dhoby ghaut) for really pretty bikinis! I've seen their designs, and they're awfully pretty.


Plus, they pad your bikinis according to your measurements! Where else can you get customized bikinis?!





Anywayy... I have like tonsss of photos with a lot of other random people, so I'll update the full post when I get pictures from them!





My last crazy day before school re-opens!


Tomorrow, I'll be back at the House of Horrors.












MISS THESE PEOPLE ALREADY!

I know my skirt looks damn long. LOL. I was having my period, so no choice.




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Tilllll next time!

back to effing school

HEELLOOOOOOOOO..


Jessica here has been sooo bloody caught up with being an EMO kid over the break up that she has COMPLETELY forgotten that SCHOOL reopens in TWO days time!!!!


OMG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~







Excuse me, but I find this rather necessary:


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OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!





Do you know what school means?


School means NO more sleeping till 2pm, NO more enjoying doing nothing at all except lazing around the whole day, school means O LEVELS are coming very very soon.






I wish I had 2 more months of holidays! I could really put them to good use.

Firstly, I'd sign up for either piano or guitar lessons.

Secondly, I'd go for a whole lot of photoshoots coz I have alot of weird themes / ideas coming to me recently.

Thirdly, I think I'd actually... STUDY?!?!





People say the june holidays are supposed to be for us O level students to study, and I PROMISED MYSELF I would study in the later half of the holidays but nooooooooooo.


I didn't even realize that time passed so fast.





...Bah.

I suppose I can take comfort in saying, "I feel that my june holidays was pretty interesting."






Truth to be told, it really was quite eventful!



Meet up with friends, shopping and shopping, KBOX and KBOX, lots and lots of FOOOOOOOD, spent quite alot of time with my darling James who is now also known as my ex-boyfriend, events and such.



At least it wasn't boring~


In fact, it was so eventful that I actually feel 2 or 3 months has passed.



..Ok, I think I'm getting a little contradictory here.







WELL ANYWAY SINCE I ONLY HAVE 2 MORE MISERABLE DAYS TO ENJOY MY HOLIDAYS...



I thought I'd dedicate a post to school, to get the "BACK TO SCHOOL" mood:





So, ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you




10 reasons why I hate school -



1) I hate the way I have to wake up at unearthly hours every morning just to go to SCHOOL.

....OMG, I think the government is realllllyyyyy quite *insert forbidden word here*. I don't understand why they have to make classes start at like, 8am?!



CAN'T CLASSES START AT 10AM???




Or better still - start at 11am! That way, students can get a healthy amount of sleep. Then teachers wouldn't be so damn annoying and start asking the students why we look so tired.



...BECAUSE MAJORITY OF US HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6FUCKINGAM, THAT'S WHY!




If classes actually started at like, 10:30am (give and take) alot of problems could be solved, such as:

Number of students being late for class would decrease significantly, because waking up early for school wouldn't be so torturous anymore.


Number of students hating school would decrease significantly as well, also due to reason given above.



Students would be alot less "dead" and lethargic during school!!!! If you start the day feeling SHITTY because you are so TIRED, the rest of your day is pretty much doomed.

If you start the day feeling ENERGETIC, think about how much more productive your day would be!




Thus, if school started 10:30am instead, (some) students would begin to like school instead of hating it, students' grades would improve and everybody wins.





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2) I hate the way I live so damn bloody far away from my school. (I live at Simei, my school is at Hougang)



I feel like I have to travel over mountains and deserts just to get to school.


OMGGGGGG I think I've blogged about it quite some time ago, but for the benefit of my newer readers, let me repeat the drama all over again:






The nearest bus stop to my condo is a whopping 15-20 minutes walk away. IF YOU WALK FAST ENOUGH.


Then, from that bus stop, I'd have to take a 15 minutes bus ride to Tampines Interchange.

From Tampines Interchange, I'd have to take a 30 minutes bus ride to Hougang Interchange.




And finally, from Hougang Interchange, I'd have to walk like, 15 minutes to school.





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AND THAT MEANS, 20+15+15+30 = 80 minutes,


plus about 15 minutes waiting time for bus-es, it's 95 minutes also known as ONE AND A HALF HOUR!!!!!!!!!





OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.


I only have 24 hours to eat, shit, sleep, play and work everyday. If I have to travel one and a half hour to get there, I'd also have to travel ANOTHER one and a half hour back.



3 HOURS?!



So, just like that, I'm only left with 21 hours for every school day in my life.






...Depressing or not, you tell me?


And because traveling like that is such a chore, sometimes I feel like I have no choice but to take a cab to school and one trip costs $15.


EXPENSIVE LEH!!!!!!!






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3) School seems to be the bloody hottest place in Singapore.




..And I can't elaborate enough on how true this statement is. I know EVERYWHERE in Singapore feels like you're living in a freaking oven, but honestly, I've noticed that nowhere is hotter than being in school.




The way they make you climb 4 storeys just to get to your classroom at least 2 or 3 times a day, is really sadistic.


Why did they have to make the staircase so smalllllllllllll?



Then, if you're as unfortunate as me, you'd have to squeeze with a bunch of other 14 year old boys.


Why are so many secondary shcool boys always so smelly and sticky and sweaty?
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






And sitting in class at 12pm really does kill me.

Even just by looking at my classmates, I FEEL HOT ALREADY!




Everybody is perspiring profusely, and fanning themselves with papers and books, and everyone has the same expression written all over their faces : VERY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!





Some teachers are really messed up - they like to turn off the fan just to piss us off. So mean la plz :(


Seems to be a popular tactic among teachers nowadays. I wonder if my school is the only school that does this?!?





I don't understand why all schools in Singapore can't have air-conditioners. ITS NOT AS THOUGH SINGAPORE'S GOVERNMENT IS POOR!


When I mentioned this to my teacher, he was like, "Only the privileged schools will have."






...OMG, excuse me? Privilege?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

It is becoming a fucking right!




You want us to concentrate in class, but how can we concentrate when we're practically melting away?


We can build a freaking IR out of nowhere, but we can't put 2 airconditioners into every classroom. Pffffft.




For the benefit of the students, people! Air-conditioners would work better than supplementary lessons, seriously.




So many students I've talked to are willing to work out that LITTLE BIT EXTRA CASH just to install those air-cons! School refuses to listen, though.






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4) School uniforms / dress codes are absolutely hideous.




Or rather, I look TERRIBLE in school. LOL.



...Bah, I get an unpleasant surprise everytime I look into the mirror when I'm at school.


My hair's a mess, my shirt isn't tucked in, my skirt is way too long / oversized, my school socks are hideous, my school shoes are yellowing - I look like death.




Of course, I know that we're there to "study" and not there for a fashion show, but wouldn't it be nice if we could wear our own clothes to school?


Nobody would bug girls about coloured bras!!! Sheesh. Sickening to have a teacher walk up to you just to talk about your bra.



...ALMOST PERVERTIC.






Nobody would bug you about your socks not covering your ankle, whether your hair is untidy or not, etc.




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Ehhhh I feel like I've typed so much yet there are only 4 facts. Did I promise 10?! Ooops.


Getting bored of blogging about this, so I'm ending here.





.....Rather abrupt, I know.





I AM FEELING SO UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.



Gooooooodbye dear readers.







Btw, I don't need any preachy comments. Go away if you want to say something like "you should learn to appreciate your school/teachers more! etc etc."




Wish me luck for school. *crosses fingers*




I CAN TELL IT'S GOING TO BE UTTERLY TERRIBLE!

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Don't worry too much about me =)

The first day I was feeling really suicidal. I even sat beside my window, having wild negative thoughts running through my head..


After like, at least TEN hours of crying for the past few days, I finally feel better.




I'm slowly turning back to normal, going shopping, eating like crazy, etc.


I realized that no matter how much I wish that I could turn time back, I can't. Life still goes on. We're still friends, and if he's happier being away from me, then so be it.





Our new favourite song is Always Be My Baby by David Cook!


You will always be my baby. You'll always be a part of meeeeeeeeeeee!





So many songs and so many things remind me of him.. Heheh.




Oh well not exactly in the most chatty mood right now, I suppose I'll resume my normal blogging soon enough.

I missed an event yesterday! Drats. Was looking forward to it.




And I also attended the Revlon Mineral Make Up Collection Launch with other bloggers, but I really don't feel like blogging about it anymore.

Wa, I'm such a sucky blogger, I think Sabrina and the rest won't invite me to events anymore!






Anyway... Now, the only thing I'm looking forward to is the SPI outing! We're going to East Coast Park. To watch movies, hang out and erm... going to sing KBOX + eat steamboat after that?

Hopefully!!



I really want to sing!!!! Have been singing alot of karaoke recently.





Some sweeties said something that really made me SMILE - "Jessica, me & your other readers miss your smile!"


WAH!! So sweet.. Something James has never said to me before. LOL.


I think I'll marry you guys instead.







So here's a few smiley photos! (taken before the disaster stuck)










With fidelissss! I think her boobs look super delicious in this pic plz.




...Omg, does that sound lesbian or what?!





Anyway, I find it sooo ironic how different my life is from the photoshoot posted below.. Like the shoot below has super happy photos and with L.O.V.E lyrics, but right now I'm very upset and definitely no L.O.V.E -______-







By the way,

I know this is totally random but I'm selling this really pretty skirt!





From TOPSHOP.

Brand new with tag on. Tag says $90+ and it's size 10 I think.



Email shiberty@hotmail.com if interested.








I am gonna go nowwwww.

Will update more very soon. Although I dont know what to blog about -____-


Suggestions? Dont ask me to blog about why me and James broke up, I'll smack you!






Thanks so much for all the concern. I know I still have you lovely readers!

heartbreak

Jess is very very sad :(

Probably won't update much these few days.

happy father's day

Me and daddy gonna watch Kung Fu Panda later! I love you Daddddddddddyyy.



Btw, sorry if the pics are not in order, the photographer edited the song "L.O.V.E" onto them and I'm too lazy to arrange properly! =P

Taken @ home.






xoxo, Jessica

hair extensions

Everybody knows Jessica used to have hair extensions!






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...But then I cut my bangs and removed my extensions, so my hair became like this:












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So, how on earth did Jessica's hair grow so fast within 2 weeks?!










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No, it's not some amazing hair grow tonic.

And no, I didn't go back to City Plaza to put on my extensions again...






In fact, on certain days I can choose to have longer hair, and on other days I can choose to have shorter hair.


People usually ask, "Is maintaining hair extensions very troublesome?"





The truthful answer is : DUH!



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What sort of beauty treatment ISN'T anything but troublesome? You everyday wash your face then need to apply moisturizer, toner, sunblock, etc not troublesome meh?


With the permanent (4 months) hair extensions, it's very troublesome because it gets really itchy, your hair becomes a tangled pile of shit, and washing your hair everyday becomes a chore.






Or better still, PIMPLES WILL FORM ON YOUR ***SCALP***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






HAHAHAHA. Horror story yea.





Ok la, for the sake of beauty, it's not THAT bad. For someone like me who wears false eyelashes everytime I go out without fail - the horror is completely bearable.



But I know there are a lot of girls out there who are damn lazy!







So, let me introduce you guys to a type of hair extension thats not getting enough credit:



CLIP-ON HAIR EXTENSIONS!



from http://oh-shannon-hair.blogspot.com/







This sweetie sent me a couple of clip on curly extensions to try, and I am very happy that my extensions always look DAMN nice. HAHA!


I have no idea why curl extensions look so fake on others. They look fine on me. Probably the texture of the hair and the type of perm.








So anyway, I feel like a complete idiot for not using clip-on-extensions from the start.

They are SOOOOOOOO convenient. I am in love with the inventor.





I can just clip it onto my hair ANYTIME I want. If I get bored of it, I can simply take it off halfway and keep it in my bag whenever the weather gets too hot. LOL!







And it's become my very own special entertainment during meals - people go like, "Wa, your hair is sooooo nice! And so long too! It's real hair right?"


To which I reply, "Nope!" then proceed to take the clip-on-extensions off my hair and pass it around the table and enjoy watching the shocked expressions on everyones faces.







HAHAHAHA. Sometimes I totally forget I'm in public, then I just take the extensions off and I realize about 20 people are staring at me with horrified expressions.


Apparently, the public is not too used to seeing girls like me simply "Taking their hair off" =P









And I also got this new maxi dress from http://candy--licious.blogspot.com







DO VISIT http://candy--licious.blogspot.com

FOR PRETTY CLOTHES!




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I LOVEEEEEEEEE LONG HAIR.

Super pretty please!







**this is after!**





Don't ya think the extensions blend in like magic?!

I think I was always fated to have such long beautiful hair la. By the way, pardon the messy hair, my hair is always like that LOL



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Don't need to worry about inconvenience, because putting these clip on hair extensions takes like, what, 5 seconds? =)


NO LIES! You can keep it for a very very long time, as long as you take care of it.





Plus, it's extremely affordable. And readers of www.underage-girl.blogspot.com get 5% off!


So remember to say you read Jessica's blog!!!









Jessica is obviously delighted with her hair and new dress.










So visit http://candy--licious.blogspot.com for pretty clothes and

http://oh-shannon-hair.blogspot.com/ for your beautiful hair extensions, BABES!



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Or DUDES.


If your boyfriend is as queer as mine....






Thanks to James and me,

after this post,



you would find that extensions can be used in many more ways than clipping it onto girls' heads..
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DADDY LONG BEARD!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.



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HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAAH!!!


OMG I LOVE MY BF!!!!!!!!


..Ok fine, confession - I made him do this. But does this put a smile onto your face or WHAT! x)









P.S - I will not answer ANY queries about hair extensions. Please direct all questions to blogshop owner instead.








xoxo,
Jessica