Self-Owned.

So recently, there's been some mad drama going on at my Formspring...


Who's the star of the show?



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PEGGY HENG!!
Or THY-DOWAGER as she likes to be called.


If you dunno who she is, don't ask me, you can google her.






I wasn't going to blog about this issue since at first I thought it was no biggie, but figured it'd make for gold content, so here's your juicy bit of gossip today!!!

You heard it first on underage-girl.blogspot.com ;)







So it all started with............ this photo.


Dowager (I love calling her that) camwhored with a dirty 2 dollar note, and posted the picture on her blog.






And now, Wendy aka Xiaxue comes into the picture.


Wendy saw the picture and told me about it on MSN, and after laughing about it, she posted her opinions on Twitter, saying something like she saw a picture of someone putting a $2 note in her mouth to act cute, and she can't believe somebody would do something so gross coz money is really filthy (IT IS.)



Note that Wendy was nice enough to not reveal Dowager's name on Twitter, so it was anyone's guess who it could be...






Anyway, some telltale minion went to report to Dowager on her Formspring page, telling Dowager that Wendy talked about her on Twitter regarding the $2 note, to which Dowager had varied replies for:



Dowager's first reply was "I can't be bothered",

and her next one was "Wendy is an amazing girl with talent",



and her next reply would then be TOTALLY different again, going as far as to say Wendy is "fat", "mean", "plastic" and a whole bunch of other lame insults.


(DON'T BELIEVE ME?? Go look at Dowager's Formspring! ALL the evidence is there - If she doesn't delete it!)




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...And then somebody left her this question on her Formspring:











LOL!!!


Apparently she has "no idea why" Wendy talks shit about her on Twitter (not the first time, and I don't blame her)...



Maybe it's coz you're so damn unlikeable, Dowager?!?

Anyway, this whole $2-note-bitching-on-Twitter-and-Formspring thing was between Dowager and Wendy..


But now that Dowager's decided to conveniently include the fact that I'm a "suck up" out of nowhere, then shit just got PERSONAL, bitch.





People told me about the insulting things she's been saying about me on her Formspring, and at first I was gonna ignore her, but she persisted comment after comment, so eventually I started insulting her back...


And the insults just went back and forth, and back and forth - if you have the time, you can check it all out on our Formspring accounts, it goes way back and would probably answer a lot of your questions.




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Anyway this blog post is not a showcase for who has the better insults/comebacks (obviously me though hehe) or who is at fault, I was prepared to let it all go since it was just 2 bitches going at each other and it'd die out eventually...







But out of nowhere, THIS HAPPENED:











HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!


YOU LOSER!
With a capital L on your forehead!

Or maybe on your chin coz there's more space.



Do you guys even realize how classic this is?!?!!?



If you didn't notice before, look at the account name of the person who left me those 2 comments!!




YES, THEY'RE FROM DOWAGER HERSELF INDEED.




Miss Dowager left a SELF-PRAISING comment on my Formspring,

posing as an outsider, saying she's "So much better than me" without realizing that she forgot to ask the question Anonymously!

Epic shit or what!! Couldn't stop LOL-ing when I realized what happened!!!!!!!!!!!!




Got really so dumb one anot?

....In this case, yes.


You've really outdone yourself dear.

And when I say outdone, I really mean Self-Pwned.





So after awhile, I suppose she realized the utterly stupid thing she'd just done, thus freaking out a bit and during a fit of confusion and embarrassment, came up with a pathetic cover-up that said:


"HAHA YOU LIKE THAT? I HACKED INTO PEGGY'S ACCOUNT JUST TO TYPE THAT TO U. SUCK THAT!"



Omg!!

This is just so classic Dowager! Incoherent and lame. Even just by the typing I can tell it's her, lol!






Anyway, from my replies to her in the screen shot, you could tell that I wasn't fully aware of what was going on at the start...

I was just as confused as anyone else in my situation would be!



I didn't notice who the questions were from, I receive a lot in a day so I didn't think very much about it.




But people started telling me, "OMG Peggy didn't set her status to anonymous and now she's freaking out HAHAH what a loser!!!"


And EVERYONE was laughing their asses off!







So not only did she #FAIL by trying to self-praise on my Formspring and ended up owning herself instead, the very next thing she does is try to cover up by pretending she got hacked??

LAME MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111






Even if you wanna lie, do it properly plz! Say it was your sister who did it or something moderately believable.



HELLO, who would wanna hack your Formspring account?

Got gold and diamonds inside izzit?




Formspring accounts are worthless, even if they'd wanna hack you, they'd hack your blog right??



Why isn't your blog hacked instead / too ?



Plus, if the hacker hated me but liked you so much, why didn't he / she just use an Anonymous name to leave a comment on my Formspring - why did they have to HACK you just to send such a lame message???



You seriously think anybody would be so free?





Meh. Seems like a pretty shitty way of showing a blogger your support - by hacking them!




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AND
DOWAGER'S #FAILS DON'T STOP THERE!!!!


Everyone was going nuts on my Formspring, talking about what a huge liar and loser she is, etc....






But then, it gets more exciting -

Dowager then DELETED her Formspring!











She didn't answer her readers questions of "Peggy were you really self-praising?!" but instead, completely disappeared from the cyber world for what she claims is 2 whole days.

What happened? Did she really freak out that badly?

I suppose it's in order to support her claim of getting hacked?




"This user has disabled their account."





Note that it said "USER has disabled their account", not "this account has been terminated" - Thus it was done by the owner of the account and not a management error by Formspring. Plus I've never heard of spontaneously-self-deleting Formspring accounts before either.





Of course everyone assumed she disappeared into oblivion in shame..

Too embarrassed to even talk about it or explain it.





Come on, it's such a huge fuck up, if it happened to me I'd just bury my head in the ground and never appear online again!!!

I FEEL FOR YOU, REALLY, I DO!









.....But her lies just kept on coming.



Tonight, (12th December) Miss Dowager finally came back from being MIA and announced on her blog:













OMG!!!



Stop it already!!! You tickle meh!!!!!!

You're honestly cracking all of us up. O____O





FIRST you leave a self-praising comment, then you get exposed,

next you got conveniently got HACKED,

and then you go MIA for 2 days

and now you come back telling the world you've had FOOD POISONING??





What's next?? You won the lottery and donated it all to poverty coz you're a kind soul like that?!?


And somehow, after all this, you still DON'T KNOW why your Formspring account got deleted?!!!???!!





Omitian.

Someone give her a prize for her efforts already, this woman deserves a medal for being so ridiculous to believe that we'd buy her story.

Magical self-deleting Formspring accounts!!! The new in thing. They self-destruct when they detect their owners are getting pwned. Technology keeps amazing me with every new invention.





Or maybe the blame is on a non-existent hacker that supposedly likes you but actually really really hates you.

Even if I'd chosen to give her the benefit of doubt, she REALLY killed it by saying she got FOOD POISONING. (that's what I tell my teacher when I don't feel like going to school)





Getting food poisoning at the same time you get hacked ?
That's got to be in a Guinness Book of World Records (for lying) somewhere.





If I were her, I'd at least cover up by pretending to get my blog hacked along with my Formspring (save a copy somewhere so you can make it go back to normal after drama is over) and then pretend to be very traumatized.



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She claims to have not been online for 2 days as she's been tossing and turning in bed in pain, then tell me,



WHY OH WHY,
did she answer a few Formspring questions just YESTERDAY???













Wasn't she meant to be sick in bed, and if you haven't used the computer in TWO days, did your Formspring automatically answer itself again?


Izzit a new function I haven't heard of from Peggytechnology?




And there is NO WAY she could have logged onto Formspring without receiving a swarm of insults or questions regarding the Self-Praising incident...


I'm sure she's been working the Delete button on her Formspring like crazy recently.



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Btw, posting a picture of medicine on your blog isn't going to fool us. Nice try.

What do you think we are???? Children?





Anyone who is even the least bit REMOTELY intelligent

can see through her
disgusting lies.







I'm not going to bother entertaining her claims about me being a fake bitch, pretentious, bootlicker, fat, underachiever - really, she can say anything she wants.

Whatever she says is highly irrelevant and completely not credible now.





Nothing she says about me will top what she's just done, so she can say whatever to comfort herself if it helps make her feel a little better.




Most of it is probably more lies anyway.

Like ANYONE'S going to take anything you say seriously from now on..?






Plus, as I mentioned before, the whole point of this post is not about the two of us bitching @ each other, cuz bitching is about negative opinions and rumours and some lies that can't be proven wrong without evidence, whereas in this case, I have CONCRETE PROOF.

How is anybody going to discredit this, eh?





Miss Dowager, how do you expect people to still respect you????

Actually I almost feel really sorry for you while writing this post... but not really. You asked for it.







This whole post had to be said and done. I can't stand it anymore.




And lastly....













"THEY"
are attempting to stir up shit? Ok, maybe XX and QQ a little, since they talked about you on Twitter.

What about me?




As much as I disliked you, did I even utter a word to diss ya? No.

I didn't say shit, at least not on a public platform like Twitter.





And yet, the moment somebody mentioned I'm arrogant on your Formspring and asked why Wendy wants to be friends with me but not you - you took it as an opportunity to insult me by calling me a "suck up"?

It's not my fault she doesn't think you're worth having as a friend.







Why did you have to come provoke me???

Oh well. You can pay the price now, coz everyone who reads this post will know what you did and who you are.




....If you hadn't decided to camwhore with a $2 note in your mouth (seriously?? who does that? oh and did I mention she claims the note's new from the bank? LOL)

If you had just kept your stinky mouth shut and not be bitchy about the situation coz money in your mouth is undoubedly filthy

If you hadn't dragged me into your problem for no good reason...





None of this would have happened.


Now that she's been getting so much shit from people, Dowager says she's going to put an end to this whole saga.



O RLY?
You think you can just start shit with people by calling them a suck up and simply end it as and when you feel like it?




I think not.


I think you have some explaining to do to your readers, if you'd still like to have any supporters left at the end of the day.





Stop thinking you're invincible coz you're Peggy Heng, it really doesn't mean much nowadays.





I'll admit that I did like you before
, as you enjoy going around telling people that as if it makes any difference now - 3 years ago when I was 15 years old, young and stupid..

But then I grew up, got smarter and better.. so don't be mad coz I don't look up to you as a blogger or a person anymore.






Don't keep digging up the past to say kk? What matters is RIGHT NOW.


And right now you're a capital L!


Loser.

Liar.


Erm.. lan jiao? Ok nvm you don't have one.






A lot of things have changed since 3 years ago darling!

You've bitched about me and backstabbed me, and I've definitely done the same to you, everyone knows we're both not innocent, so let's not act like angels and be true to ourselves at least.



I know I'm a real BITCH too - it's ok,
I don't need any reminders.

But hey, at least I can admit it to the world and to myself!




I don't try to put on a "nice girl" image like you.

Like one of my readers said, your constant "Holier-Than-Thou" attitude is annoying.


There is so much more nasty things I'd like to say about you, believe me, but let this post not be about random personal insults.






I want it to be a clear account of the blatant lies you've been telling these days, not just about me,

..but also about yourself.




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The moral of the story today, boys and girls, is....




If you can't handle the HEAT, don't play with FIRE!